Beginning
( Hide and Seek )

Title: It's Just a Book!
Fandom: Buffy: the Vampire Slayer
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, Insanejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: G
Genre(s): Humor
Pairing(s): None
Summary: Bob really knows what sort of gifts to give Xander. To bad the evil cult stole it though.
Series: Unnamed Horrors
Warnings: Hmm... some humor that only anime fans would get.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). {{shake}}{{shake}} Do I own Buffy? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. {{stares}} Damn.
Author's Note: I seriously have the weirdest plotbunnies attack me.
Word Count: 345
( It's Just a Book! )

Just had this thought of a messed up Jutsu and Iruka being divided into different age appropriate parts.

Cute!Iruka who's about 3-6

Brat!Iruka who's 6-11

Evil!Iruka who's 11-14

Angry!Iruka who's 14-17

Psycho!Iruka who's 17-22 & planning how to best kill you

Responsible!Iruka who's 22-26

But it's Evil!Iruka that you have to worry about. That's the prankster one. It's best to just assume that Evil!Iruka's already done something, in the process of something else, planning a few other things, and just messing around with something.

And if all of them worked together... Well that would be bad.

Can anyone write this?

Title: Hide and Seek
Fandom: Naruto
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, Insanejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: R
Genre(s): Humor/Romance
Pairing(s): Kakashi/Iria (Read and find out)
Beta: Bronze Tigress
Summary: The ANBU got uppity and pissed off Iruka, who made a bet that he could hide in the village for one month without getting caught. Three days before the month of the bet starts, Iruka's cousin Iria comes back to Konoha and greatly confuses the issue as well as the citizens.
Warnings: Insanity, craziness, and someone actually managing to throw Kakashi for a loop for once. Not to mention the general abuse of ninjaness.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (it's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). {{shake}}{{shake}} Do I own Naruto? Nope, still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. {{stares}} Damn.
Author's Note: I don't know where this came from, it just attacked me one day and I loved it and started writing it then. Then I hit writer's block about ten pages in and spent the next year struggling to finish it. Anyway, I find it funny and giggle whenever I reread it for brushing up on what I wrote, so I'm thinking others will like it too.
Renamed, because the title "The Iruka Bet" just annoyed me. I like this one better.
Word Count: 13,417
( Hide and Seek )

Well this is the beginning of part two. It's about a month after the end of part one. I'll be doing this in parts as they occur to me, until I feel it's reached the proper chapter length, then I'll post it on FF.N.
( Chapter Two: Letters from Everywhere )

Title: Blackjack
Series: Paulie and His Cat
Fandom: One Piece
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Website: Livejournal, or Fanfiction.Net
Rating: PG
Genre(s): General
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Paulie, Blackjack
Summary: Paulie seems to have three constants in his life: Ships, cats, and killers. He doesn't seem to be able to rid himself of any of them. Or the World Government either for that matter.
Prompt: 1. Beginnings
Beta: bronzetigress & dark_liandrin
Warnings: Okay there are a couple of original characters in this, one being the tiger Blackjack, the other is a woman named Iria that acts like a demented sister to Paulie. There will be no Paulie/Iria.
Disclaimer: Checks reality meter (It's remarkably Magic Eight Ball shaped). {{shake}}{{shake}} Do I own One Piece? Nope still the right reality. Go eat a tuna sandwich instead. {{stares}} Damn.
Author's Note: I've decided to try and do a 100 Prompts thingy. It seems like a good way to jump around with this thing. They're Paulie centric, with the occasional Lucci/Paulie ones depending on placement. Also they will also be listed for now in the order they were written.
Word Count: 347
( Blackjack )

Title: New Complications
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Rating: PG
Genre(s): General
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Paulie, Blackjack, Iria
Prompt: 89. She
Beta: bronzetigress & dark_liandrin
Word Count: 457
( New Complications )

Title: Too Much Flesh
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Rating: PG-13 for mention of nudity
Genre(s): Humor
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Paulie, Iria
Prompt: 33. Too Much
Beta: bronzetigress & dark_liandrin
Word Count: 198
( Too Much Flesh )

Title: Cats and Killers
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Rating: PG-13
Genre(s): Romance?
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Lucci/Paulie
Prompt: 23. Lovers
Beta: bronzetigress & dark_liandrin
Word Count: 276
( Cats and Killers )

Title: Yellow
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Rating: G
Genre(s): Humor
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Paulie, Blackjack
Prompt: 13. Yellow
Beta: bronzetigress & dark_liandrin
Word Count: 148
( Yellow )

Title: Business as Usual
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Rating: PG
Genre(s): General
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Paulie, Blackjack
Prompt: 57. Lunch
Beta: bronzetigress & dark_liandrin
Word Count: 151
( Business as Usual )

Title: Shopping
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Rating: G
Genre(s): General
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Paulie, Iria
Prompt: 12. Orange
Beta: bronzetigress & dark_liandrin
Word Count: 104
( Shopping )

Title: A Day in the Office
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Rating: PG
Genre(s): Humor
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Paulie, Iria, Iceberg
Prompt: 37. Sound
Beta: bronzetigress & dark_liandrin
Word Count: 211
( A Day in the Office )

Title: Awkward Sights
Author: Danyella Skyler Silverfire
Rating: PG
Genre(s): General
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Lucci/Paulie
Prompt: 40. Sight
Beta: bronzetigress & dark_liandrin
Word Count: 157
( Awkward Sights )

The Devil's Wind is an unusual meteorological event that happens once every two to five hundred years and the duration last about a month. The unusual metrology of the Grand Line multiplies the effects by as much as three times as elsewhere off the Grand Line.

The main effect of the Devil's Wind is that it causes the devil in the devil fruit user to take control of the body for the duration of the 'Wind.

The devils are driven by the three "f's", food, fighting, and fucking. They will seek out and deal with unresolved issues of their human host. Rivals or persons who inspire anger and hate in the host, but due to civilized reasoning, they cannot react as much as they may wish will suddenly find themselves facing an opponent without the former restrictions.

Similarly, denied or established lust or love will be sought out, and if the person is reasonably compatible they will form a mating bond with the devil fruit user. Afterwards being the safest person from that user. (Yes this is an excuse for smut)

Also the devil's will form packs, and/or establish territories depending upon the former habits of the host, as well as the particular type of devil fruit they consumed. What is theirs is theirs and that's the end of the matter.

Depending upon the circumstances the devil fruit users during the Devil's Wind can either bring great ruin, or great prosperity.

After the winds fade and the human returns to control of the body the effects can still be felt. The devil doesn't completely leave its current host and fade into the background again. Depending upon how long has passed since the individual has consumed their particular fruit, effects how much of the devil stays and merges with the human. The longer it's been since they've eaten the devil fruit the greater the merging, while the more recent the less so.

Another effect of the Devil's Wind is that it creates new Devil Fruits. Either through them being formed randomly, or more commonly through the bodies of the humans now mated with a devil fruit user, leading to variations on a type. Easiest example being the Zoan fruits. A cat fruit eater mating with a human will cause the human to become a cat but not the same type. Thus a new model of the cat fruit.

Optional: Also as the original host of the devil fruit they are not prone to the water curse of the other devil fruits. They are still able to able to swim if so inclined as they are the first host and it is not truly a devil fruit until the host dies and the fruit actually forms. They are also among the most heavily merged with the devil because they do not have same barrier between the human and the devil.